Manny told me this morning that he wanted a Californian breakfast just like his Mom makes for him every morning. Donuts and strong coffee. He said that his Mom ALWAYS gives him 10 donuts to start his day and he was fed up with the local Spanish breakfast of sliced cheese, sliced smoked ham and sliced bread. So I made him breakfast just like his Mom does as a treat for him. (I’m not sure what Ralph has been eating for breakfast – something gullible, I’m sure!) 🙂
I only had 8 donuts in the cupboard, which upset him, as his Mom gives him 10 every day. Oh he really does go on sometimes. He ate and ate and ate while drinking his strong hot coffee. His stomach grew larger and larger.
He ate 9 donuts and fell asleep. (Hmmm where did Ralph get the 9th donut? – the garbage can across the street, maybe?) He’s still asleep now.
And Ralph believed him when he said his mom gave him 10 EVERY day! Manny will sleep for a week after THAT breakfast! 🙂
I hope he doesn’t want Eskimo food tomorrow !! (I think all Ralph has is gato food.) A whale perhaps !! (I don’t think cats eat whales, do they?)
Ralph, in a week when Manny wakes up – Don’t be fooled by his open eyes. He always sleeps with his eyes open. – like I was saying, when he wakes up, you can fool Manny about the whale, and when he’s not looking open a can of tuna. Don’t let him talk you into mixing up a gallon of “whale” He will only eat a little can full. You might even get by with canned cat food if you have that. You just have to eat it too, so he thinks it’s people food. 🙂
Poor Ralph, now he’s got a heavy teddy bear snoring on his table for a week. When he wakes up, he will be extremely grumpy, and worse, will have to go to the bathroom. He’s not litter box trained. I’m not sure how that will work with the balcony and everything. Here in California we live out in the country, and there are lots of trees. I have to admit that I never considered all these personal problems when we agreed to let Manny visit Ralph.
Do you all think Ralph is going to survive until Ute arrives?