I wasn’t looking for them, but I have to admit that I wasn’t surprised when I found them. Amazingly they are so easy to find, as easy as spreading peanut butter on a Ritz cracker. If I were English, I might be a little happier about finding these little things, but I’m not English. Nor, is it like anyone else wants them. Even if they did want them, they wouldn’t want the ones I have. They’re used already!
These annoying finds are like herding cats, to use a cliché. They pop up everywhere. You think you’ve got them under control, and they scatter. I found one of them under my chin, of all places! Unfortunately, I know why these things have sought me out. I brought on this disaster myself. It took a month, but already I have accumulated 6 of these unwanted items.
If you haven’t guessed by now, my unwanted friends are pounds – and they’re everywhere!